"fight me you bitch"
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmaothey continue walking for a few seconds *white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate*leaves her alone* *choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute*playful kiss* *things turn sexy* *hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time* *maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!*white girl runs* *dead end* *hides* *thinks she free n safe* *guy catches her* *cuts her* *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
Lolol omg I’m done
Reblog every time
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*